Me, three years ago after my final Statistics exam: Done with math forever! No more math! Math is stupid! Boo math! BOOOOO!!!!!
Me, every other day since: If I have 7% battery on my laptop left and this porn video is 20 minutes long and I need at least 5 minutes of prep time and I want to make sure there’s enough battery for me to see how this thing ends, do I need to get up from my bed to reach for the charger?