At 25, you’ll still be having crushes.

You’ll still be horrified by the idea that your crush might FIND OUT YOU LIKE LIKE HIM.

You still won’t be able to touch the man you have a crush on, or even look straight in his eyes for more than three seconds. 

You will still be having trouble using your words around anyone you want to impress.

You’ll feel exactly as stupid about love as you did ten years ago, but twice as sexually frustrated, having found out what you’re missing in the meantime.