Kind of obsessed with @thinkingcatalog the parody twitter of Thought Catalog, which posts fake article titles to poke fun at the banal self-indulgence of writing in the internet age. I even made a few of my own:

Disney Princes I Have Lusted After

I Floss Twice A Day And Other Lies I’ve Told My Dentist

Arguments I Have Had With Cab Drivers (In My Head)

Vegetables I Am Still Unwilling To Try

Things I Have Told The Internet (That I Probably Should Have Kept To Myself)

Macaulay Culkin’s Greasy Hair And Other Things That Shouldn’t Turn Me On But Do