- a man was arrested for breaking the swan eggs at the town hotspot - The Swan Pond
- a volunteer group called the “Swan Patrol” is now protecting the area by watching for any suspicious activity because they have literally nothing better to do with their time
- they wear “Swan Patrol” t-shirts
- I kind of want to move back
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bayougirlinheels said:
Small town banter is the best, even if it can seem really goofy at times. I live in a small town and love it. Hated it as a young girl, but love it now as an adult.
ninefruits said:
Do people have to pay a swan tax?
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exhale said:
This sounds like a Parks and Rec episode
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avolation said:
Dress up like Natalie Portman- stage make-up, tutu, and all- and run through the streets screaming “I’m the SWAN Queen!” Please, I beg you.
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listechardon said:
How can I get a Swan Patrol t-shirt? Totally serious.
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