I’ve always been an epic twink, but recently I’ve started to put on a bit of weight solely around my belly. My arms and legs and chest area remain quite skinny. How do I successfully hide my new physical feature in order to attract beautiful woman, and what advice do you have for me after they remove my shirt and discover my ruse?

September 5, 2012

ninefruits asked: I've always been an epic twink, but recently I've started to put on a bit of weight solely around my belly. My arms and legs and chest area remain quite skinny. How do I successfully hide my new physical feature in order to attract beautiful woman, and what advice do you have for me after they remove my shirt and discover my ruse?

I don’t know much about men’s fashion, but my advice is this: embrace the belly. Pay attention to the fit of your clothes, get rid of anything that’s gotten too tight, but don’t go too far in the other direction and start wearing everything baggy and untucked. For fall - a nice structured jacket or peacoat will be charming. Work with layers rather than thin tshirts. Any girl who sees you naked and decides your body is too flawed probably has some issues of her own to work out.